They say that if you’re in a car and you come to a halt suddenly from 30 miles per hour you turn into an elephant. Some people manage to get that fat by just sitting around, eating.

Having lost three stone of lard last year, I feel like I’m experienced enough to talk about being fat, and what it takes to be fat, and what it takes to not be so fat.


Then again, if the scienticians are to be believed, it could just be in your genes, or the GAD2 gene to be specific.

Genes, eh? I always though it was down to all those cream eclairs… or maybe it was just down to all that love.