I had this a t-shirt made up from Aibhín that reads “I am the earth mother, and you are all flops.”

It’s from “Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf.” Aibhín suggested that maybe if it were in quotes it would be less offensive, so I put my foot down and made sure that it would be as offensive as possible.

I make her wear it to her breastfeeding clinic.

hee hee.