think of the children

what to do?

Was it a millionaire who said “imagine no possessions;”
a poor little schoolboy who said “we don’t need no lessons”– Elvis Costello.

Contrary to all expectations I’m successful enough to feed myself and I haven’t resorted to crime to do so, and so, after very little thought and not a small amount of booze, I figured I should give something back to the world that helped me along; and since nobody with any sense will trust me, I’m going to have a go at their children.

… bastard mouthy little shits…

Hello kids! What do you want to be when you grow up? Take your pick!

Pop star!
Freedom fighter!
Honest bobby!
that’s okay kids, it’s not protestant
Serial killer!
Peeping tom!
What do you want to be when you grow up?I bet you won’t be…